Eighties Slasher Family Flicks

Pet Semetary

Is it wrong to watch scary films about pets returning from the dead with your dog?

LET'S GET FACTUAL.

Fact check.

Over the recent period of convalescence due to a managed break in work expectations, I have found that several grandiose statements have fallen flat in the face of a cynical crowd of educated, middle-class, politically astute companeros.

While I am the first to admit fault where the fault line lies, at the same time I contend that achieving a busted fact through google is like placing a wet and stinky dog on a well-laundered shirt. Surely, sometimes, its appropriate to let the gesture of the statement fly?

Thus, it is entirely and impossibly true that nearly fifty percent of the population of the united states of america-ca-ca are spanish speakers. That's right, fact! You can check it against nothing, and just take my wordywords for it.

NO CREEPS

surely there aren't any on the net anyway?

Social Media is the new Social Media.

Social Media is the new Social Media.

Once upon a time, long time ago, people didn't do this kind of thing.

If it were 1909, I would probably:

1. Know which class I belonged to inherently.
2. Hunt rabbits for dinner and eat dripping.
3. Use the word 'gay' in a totally different context.
4. Be able to think about something longer than it took me to think of this.