Monday, October 5, 2009

LET'S GET FACTUAL.



Fact check.

Over the recent period of convalescence due to a managed break in work expectations, I have found that several grandiose statements have fallen flat in the face of a cynical crowd of educated, middle-class, politically astute companeros.

While I am the first to admit fault where the fault line lies, at the same time I contend that achieving a busted fact through google is like placing a wet and stinky dog on a well-laundered shirt. Surely, sometimes, its appropriate to let the gesture of the statement fly?

Thus, it is entirely and impossibly true that nearly fifty percent of the population of the united states of america-ca-ca are spanish speakers. That's right, fact! You can check it against nothing, and just take my wordywords for it.



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